Artist, like horror flicks, anime, potato chips.
Moving up and down like a rolle rcoaster babeee.
A cowboy but I am far from ill kept.
I guess if you take the description of the Libra it's correct.: huge phallus, best lova, amaaazing it's written in the stars if you believe astrology.
I have a very good eye for aesthetics, am very creative the real deal not some line you see everyone use nowadays, I am a peaceful person try to find diplomatic solutions.
I am a cowboy never expecting help from someone and very handy in crafts.
Love snacks chips(potato crisps) I often cook myself.
As for me I am a graph artist this is very important to me, but wish to talk about other topics.
I shall tell you about the story of an important family tradition here in Belgium. It's about an orange Ping Pong ball. Perhaps you also have traditions like that?
You know the orange ping pong ball during or before World War 1 in Belgium it might have been a yellow ping pong ball at first... it could be. Since the color pigments were Xrayed to check its original color but the true color was never found for certain so it could have been a yellow ping pong ball and it also was never repainted or put in another layer of color so we know that. Also we call it a ping pong ball but it's not Chinese it only looks like that and people can't play ping pong with that ball although it's very light and doesn't weight a thing it's just an orange almost flesh colored ball with a bit of pubic hair ..nah that's a joke of course.
Anyway is all I know about this. So before World War I, there lived a very old family members of mine. It was a very old relative a twin and it seems one had a hard life, the other of the twin not so much. They both owned that one orange(yellow) ping pong ball. And kept the mystery so it would never get lost, you know kept it in the family.
After and during the World Wars it got trough this intact and was kept in a box, it even survived severe bombings. One of the twins died, the other one lived with a mistress and had a secret affair and what he did with the orange ping pong ball alas we will never know or it has never been told to anyone or not that I know of. It was probably also used as a sex toy although this is not it's real secret or mystery.
When also the last of the twins passed away we can say that the secret must have been important since the ping pong ball ended up in a box on a very rare transportation on the same shipment combined with relics visiting the pope of Rome! So it's secret must be very important and kept a mystery why the orange ping pong ball and also why it's color and shape.
But it got back to Belgium it ended up here for certain it was the same ball not some other. So now it comes to make the story short!
So here in Belgium a little grand son found the orange ping pong ball of his grandfather who kept it in a box on a closet but the grandfather said he would explain later what exactly it was and what is was about and it's mystery. He would say after he would have done his Christian communion. And so on you know this how it goes...
So the son grew up and after his communion he asked again since he didn't forget it was intriguing although it was a silly simple lightweight ball.
Well the grand father said you won't understand anyways maybe I'll tell after you get your school degree. Again to avoid the question, how stupid! But since he was to young I guess to understand what it was about.
The son thought he was being tricked. But of course he didn't see a point in not getting his school degree, so he did. (Sorry to have to tell all this but it's important to know.)
years past
Later as almost an adult and never forgot that orange ping pong ball and by accident it came back in a conversation or passed by that same closet where the dusty orange ball it even looked crackled by now, was still laying there on the same spot.
The grandfather said you know you are a bit older now but still not an adult I am not sure I would tell you the mystery of the orange ping pong ball.
The son gave up and again pretty aggravated thinking he was being fooled or play caked allover again, angry!
But nevertheless of course he became an adult and asked again in all seriousness to his grandfather expecting he won't answer or tell about it anyways. But since he still wanted to know the story and secret mystery about that orange ping pong ball he asked nonetheless.
The grandfather laying on his dead bed replied you know... you probably think I always want to avoid or find an excuse in your mind not to tell you it's mystery but... maybe you should get married and then I will tell you the secret of the orange ping pong ball.
The son replied enough already tell me the secret of the ping pong ball??!
.. The son sad but tries to cheer up things ..still gently asks,CAN YOU FINALLY TELL??? Why you never told me yet? Sad and angry also since it's a dark day.... He asks why he avoided all the time when. Totally not funny anymore since the serious situation. You can tell me now he said, I am an adult now.
So the grandfather still laying very ill on his dead bed says, okay with a whispering silent voice. You have been patient enough I will finally reveal the secret mystery. By the way which is forbidden to tell anyone just like that. Come closer son he says. Bring your ear to my lips so no one else in the room will hear this. So he finally starts telling.
And with his last breath says since he is laying on his dead bed... you know I will finally tell you the secret mystery of the orange ping pong ball saying this in an old dying breathless voice almost talking with his last force.... Finally finally the grandson thinks it's going to happen! The geezer continues...The mystery....The secret mystery of the orange ping pong it's......cough...aghgh ..
Ideal match description:
men should avoid;
someone working in the medical or social work
recently single
women with a separate social life
not satisfied in bed
women with only guy friends
women always checking if you are cheating
women of the party a lot of alcohol
with low self esteem
fear of emotional intimacy
narcissist
->Those are the biggest cheaters hahaha it's not me who said it it's from a study x)
A fit, attractive and single woman with at least an E cup size. Since I am large myself.)
A minx.
A fat bank account.)
I don't have facebook or twitter or whatsapp.
Tell me a good joke any kind filthy , vulgar or racist.
Not a teacher, seriously no. I had an entire family of teachers...
If you are single never married don't have any kids.
Speaks Dutch or English.
Online enough and can hold a conversation.
You have at least audio.
You are special!
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